Trump has given numerous interviews to Howard Stern, and, during one studio visit back in 2003, the real estate mogul and the radio host took off their jockstraps and hunkered down to have an intimate conversation about their special ladies’ bathroom habits.

The radio host described a detailed fantasy in which he and Trump sit together nude in a hot tub receiving oral sex from their partners, Beth and Melania.

However, the perfect woman, according to Trump, doesn’t poop or fart, and Trump claims his then-girlfriend Melania, who’s now his wife, has never done either.

Trump: Howard let me just ask you. You said something a while ago about Beth that amazed me because it applies to Melania. You said you’ve never seen her do anything, like, bad, in terms of her own personal.

Stern: That’s true. She would never even do another chick.

Trump: No, no, not even that. You said you’ve never heard her fart.

Stern: Well, how bout this–

Trump: Is that true?

Stern: Not only is that true…

Trump: Isn’t that amazing? In years, three and a half years he’s never… Wow.

Stern: Not only is that true, she doesn’t make doody. She hasn’t made doody…

Robin: Never?

Stern: Like four times maybe.

Trump: In three years?

Stern: In three years.

Trump: Wow.

Stern: You think I’m kidding.

Trump: I can say the exact same thing about Melania.

Stern: How much does Melania weigh, do you know?

Trump: 125. She’s 5’11…

Stern: Perfect.

Trump: …125.

Stern: Wow.

Trump: And that’s good.

Stern: And she hardly goes to the bathroom?

Stern quickly turns the conversation back to the infantile matter at hand.

Stern: Does Melania work out or is that just natural?

Trump: It’s very natural. She works a little bit.

Stern: And she never makes a doody.

Trump: I’ve never seen any of that.

Stern: Wow.

Trump: It’s amazing.

Stern: You’re probably expecting a big one this year, though.

Trump: Maybe they save that for after marriage. Beth and Melania, maybe they save it for after marriage.

Artie: That is great!

Trump: But it’s amazing. You said that and I’ve never experienced that before.

After some further chitchat, the King of All Media then goes on to grill Trump over the bathroom habits of his ex-wives, Ivana Trump and Marla Maples, asking whether Trump ever caught “a whiff.”

This interview took place in back in 2003. So it’s possible that Donald Trump’s views on flatulence have evolved past a third grade level.