Vice President Mike Pence is deeply disappointed in the 200,000 husbands and fathers who had allowed women to attend the Women’s March.
“I can’t tell you how let down I feel by the heads of these households who did not simply give their wives and daughters a firm, decisive ‘no’ when they asked to participate in today’s demonstration,” said Pence.
“There are a few men marching as well, so they must be the ones supervising this whole thing, and thank God for that. But I can’t help but feel that these ladies’ custodians—the ones who were supposed to be providing a masculine voice of reason on these sorts of matters—have really come up short today.”
The Vice President had told his 23-year-old eldest daughter that it was simply out of the question when she mentioned she was thinking of attending the march.
Is this a satire site? Please do the fair thing and if it is, then make that perfectly clear. Can’t help but think Pence isn’t that much of an idiot, although he is extremely idiotic. Thanks.
I SO hope, that this is satire!
Do some reading and data checking on him!
Satire, everyone of the liberal anti Christians want to believe is true.
Shut up, you fake “Christian”. What a crock of 💩💩💩💩💩
Considering that this is how families like the Duggars behave, I’m not totally sure it is satire.
Your spiritual arrogance is equal to your ignorance of people different from you. MOST Christians care enough about what Jesus said to reject the demonism Christians of the riight such as yourself spew from their anger and pride as the poison it is. And when this appears on liberal sites I see, they are notified it is from the Onion.
You are correct. The Right Nazi Evangelicals worship “corporate Jesus” while the Left worship the brown skinned, Establishment loathing, help the poor, feed the hungry, love everyone Biblical version of Jesus. I am an atheist and abhor all religions but I will hang with a Liberal before I accept a Republican.
Same here, Septimus! Well said!
Hello, Fake Christian Jackie.
Look at the headline/title graphic. It plainly states “politics, Satire”
Agreed, Barbara
It says right on the picture that it’s satire… maybe that was added later?
He really said that! I think his time machine took him back too far. Since when does a woman have to ask her husband permission to go to a March. Women are people just like men and we have our own opinions on things. I’m surprised that he didn’t say husband should spank her. That statement makes me dislike him even more.
Carey, please don’t lie and read below the headline – POLITICS, SATIR.
We are grown ass women and don’t need to ask for permission to go anywhere. What fucking century does Mike Pence think this is? That tells us right there exactly what he thinks about women period
My husband totally agrees with me
If I didn’t see it was Vice President Pence making that comment about the ladies peaceful March, I would swear it was a Muslim dictating what a woman can or can’t do. His 23 year-old daughter must still be living at home.
The original source of this is The Onion, a satirical site. It’s getting harder to tell these days, with some of the absurdity going on.
Yes, both irony and satire have been de-valued since the world went nuts.
I mentioned this in an earlier post here and it was deleted. Thanks for repeating it.
Seriously, He is from the Dark Ages. His daughter is of age and does not need to ask permission of anyone on how she uses her time. What is most ludicrous is his statement regarding the men who attended the marches. They were in no way shape or form controlling the “situation”..They walk by our side as equals, as God intended.
What do u permitted?? U better shut the F UP. LOOKS LIKE U BE SCREWING YOURSELF FOR A WHILE!!! U KY FOR YOUR HANDS. YA GONNA NEEED IT. BY THE Way SMELL our ass!!!
Heh. Perhaps their husbands were marching in solidarity. I marched inEureka, CA., and I think there were as many men as women there. One Love! Peace!
What century does Pence live in. The days of a woman’s place is no longer. Pence is disappointed That men”Let” their wives go on marches. Just try and stop them. This is not the middle ages anymore.
The article is tagged “politics, satire.”
Sows how much the VP and Pres work together. Trump tweeted the march was in support of his first year in office. Both need to get another job (maybe with a woman as their boss).
The first time I saw this post, it showed The Onion as the source. Two things bother me: 1) that sources are not researched more carefully, and 2) that it is conceivable that Pence would have actually said such a thing.
It is tagged “satire.” That would seem to be sufficient diligence on Nova’s part, though it’s clearly not enough for a lot of readers. Never let it be said that the right has a corner on credulity.
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That anyone even has to ask whether this is satire or not should speak volumes.