French President Emmanuel Macron’s State arrival at the White House was marked by the awkwardness of Trump showing at every corner.

Trump’s media events are carefully crafted and controlled to avoid making him look bad, but they can’t hide everything during these candid and public state visits.

The most awkward situation was during a greeting session between Trump, Melania, and Macron’s wife Brigitte.

Trump was barely able to hold Melania’s hand during the ceremony. He leaned in for a double kiss with Melania, but missed her face by at least 6 inches. Even more awkward, is that directly after he failed to kiss his own wife, Trump planted two kisses right on Macron’s wife’s cheeks.

“I’m all man,” said Trump in an interview with KHWW.  How do you think I’ve been able to keep marrying these hot women? I’m the most well-endowed president in history.”

The president told KHWW, that the French First Lady Brigitte Macron is falling in love with him, and she would be impressed with the size of his penis.