White nationalists, white supremacists, neo-Nazis and all kind of racists are celebrating today after learning their guy has been ranked 44th in the 2018 Presidents and Executive Politics Presidential Greatness Survey.
“I was hoping he’d make the top 100, so this is great news,” said Thomas Robb, national director of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
President Trump fired up his base even further by acknowledging his remarkable accomplishment on Twitter.
“So excited to break the top 50 of US Presidential Greats in my very first year!”
Trump supporters point out that among scholars with conservative leanings, Donald Trump ranks even higher at No. 40.
“How awesome is that?” said the Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos.
Earlier DeVos offered a spirited defense of Trump’s intelligence, bluntly asking reporters, “Would a moron hire me?”
“My intelligence can be very intimidating,” DeVos said. “And if Donald Trump was a moron, he would not want to be around people who are intelligenter than him.”